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#133 · Jul 15, 2026

Every time you sneeze, the exact scent of 1990s Sears carpeting fills your nostrils for 15 seconds or Every time you cough, you are compelled to do a five-second impression of an auctioneer

Every time you sneeze, the exact scent of 1990s Sears carpeting fills your nostrils for 15 seconds: Every time you cough, you are compelled to do a five-second impression of an auctioneer:

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#132 · Jul 14, 2026

Live your whole life with constant, mild inconveniences or Spin a wheel for either a 90% chance of a perfect life or 10% chance of instant death

Live your whole life with constant, mild inconveniences: Spin a wheel for either a 90% chance of a perfect life or 10% chance of instant death:

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#131 · Jul 13, 2026

Your phone battery never charges beyond 50% or Your phone stays at 1% forever, but you don’t know that, so you’re always try to conserve battery

Your phone battery never charges beyond 50%: Your phone stays at 1% forever, but you don’t know that, so you’re always try to conserve battery:

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#130 · Jul 12, 2026

Fight 50 alligators that are mouse-sized or Fight 50 mice that are alligator-sized

Fight 50 alligators that are mouse-sized: Fight 50 mice that are alligator-sized:

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#129 · Jul 11, 2026

Get away with any crime you ever commit, but your children will be charged for them or Be charged for every crime your child commits

Get away with any crime you ever commit, but your children will be charged for them: Be charged for every crime your child commits:

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#128 · Jul 10, 2026

Be able to eat any food you want for the rest of your life with zero calories or health consequences, but every bite tastes only 70% as good as it should or Have every food taste twice as delicious as it normally does, but you can only eat 10 different foods total for the rest of your life

Be able to eat any food you want for the rest of your life with zero calories or health consequences, but every bite tastes only 70% as good as it should: Have every food taste twice as delicious as it normally does, but you can only eat 10 different foods total for the rest of your life:

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#127 · Jul 9, 2026

Have $100 billion, but any person who learns your name immediately dies or Have 10 billion loyal fans, but they will violently attack anyone you ever try to form a close relationship with

Have $100 billion, but any person who learns your name immediately dies: Have 10 billion loyal fans, but they will violently attack anyone you ever try to form a close relationship with:

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#126 · Jul 8, 2026

Have to shout, “I am doing a thing!” every time you go to the bathroom or Have to whisper, “I am a sneak,” every time you enter a room

Have to shout, “I am doing a thing!” every time you go to the bathroom: Have to whisper, “I am a sneak,” every time you enter a room:

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#125 · Jul 7, 2026

Be able to teleport at no cost, but only to places you’ve been before. or Be able to teleport anywhere, but every teleport costs as much as it would cost to drive or fly there

Be able to teleport at no cost, but only to places you’ve been before.: Be able to teleport anywhere, but every teleport costs as much as it would cost to drive or fly there:

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#124 · Jul 6, 2026

Be a genius that everyone thinks is an idiot or Be an idiot that everyone thinks is a genius

Be a genius that everyone thinks is an idiot: Be an idiot that everyone thinks is a genius:

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