Annoying company still means someone to laugh with, eat with, and call when things go sideways.

Every single person in your life chews loudly, interrupts constantly, or otherwise annoys you.

One honest sentence clears your name and puts the blame exactly where it actually belongs.

Your best friend may never fully trust you again, and “snitch” is a hard label to shake.

You enjoy all the opportunities that come with a great education.

School never ends, so summers, weekends, and retirement are all just concepts other people enjoy.

Your morning and evening routines gets dramatically shorter.

Tooth decay is painful and expensive, and it only goes in one direction.

Flies are mostly harmless and you can sleep right through them if you’re tired enough.

One fly buzzing circles around your ear at 2AM has ended people even stronger than you.

A peaceful exit is one of the most meaningful gifts you can leave the people who love you.

Ten years goes faster than you think, and there’s a long list of things that you won’t ever finish or experience.

While sandal season is awkward, most shoes hide the whole situation entirely.

Stubbing a bare toe is already unpleasant, and without a nail it’s nearly unsurvivable.

If the song is good, dancing actually sounds like a pretty good time.

You’ll also be full-on dancing anytime someone’s ringtone goes off.

Rejection, loss, and humiliation roll off you like water.

Emotional pain and emotional depth share the same wiring, so you’d lose both at once.

Silent delivery means you can drift away innocently each time.

Four times an hour you’re polluting the room with an invisible, noxious cloud. People will begin to notice.