Food & Drink Questions

You cook to your exact taste, and save a small fortune.

No restaurants, no takeout, no food trucks, and no dinner parties.

Pizza covers more food groups per slice and is basically a balanced meal.

Overconsumption of pizza is a known contributor to weight gain and high blood pressure.

Ketchup on a pancake is sweet meets tangy, which is closer to normal taste logic than it sounds.

Every bite betrays your expectations of what a pancake is supposed to be.

Dry cereal is honestly just a snack, and snacks are great.

Dry cereal is also a mouthful of shards with nothing to wash it down.

Donuts, cookies, and every fruit on earth are already shaped exactly right for you.

Say goodbye to sandwiches, fries, and any cake that comes from a rectangular pan.

Pizza, soup, fresh bread, and a perfect hot coffee are all still completely yours to enjoy.

Without ice cream, summer becomes a bummer.

Peanut butter already accompanies some noodles and sauces, so at least some meals survive intact.

Every drink becomes a thick, nutty nightmare that no straw on earth can handle.

Ice cream is only one item, and giving it up still leaves cake, pie, and cookies for dessert.

Cold, edible, delicious relief from a hot summer day ceases to exist.

A spoon technically gets the taco into your mouth even if it takes extra work.

You better have plenty of time on your hands.

Every meal builds to a genuinely glorious finish, always ending on a high note.

That perfect final bite requires powering through many mediocre mouthfuls first.