The Record Books
Would You Rather Leaderboards
Every vote is counted live. These boards rank the dilemmas that split the room, the near-unanimous calls, the all-time most-voted, and the highest-rated — all from real votes.
Most Divisive
Ranked by how close the split sits to a perfect 50/50 — nobody can settle these.1
Be remembered forever but die poor50.6%
Live in luxury but be forgotten after you die49.4%
2
Get blamed by your teacher for the horrible thing your best friend did50.7%
Snitch on your friend when the teacher blames you for the horrible thing your best friend did49.3%
3
Only be able to eat pizza cold51%
Only be able to eat soup with a fork49%
4
Only eat burgers for a year48.8%
Only eat pizza for a year51.2%
5
Date your best friend’s crush51.3%
Have your crush date your best friend48.7%
6
Become immortal but very vulnerable to attacks or accidents51.5%
Become invincible but die at the age of 4048.5%
7
Earn $100 million doing something you hate48.3%
Earn $50,000 a year doing something you love51.7%
8
Give up pizza forever51.7%
Give up ice cream forever48.3%
Biggest Landslides
The most one-sided votes on the site — the near-unanimous calls.1
Always be 30 minutes early to everything96%
Always be 30 minutes late to everything4%
2
Be able to teleport at no cost, but only to places you’ve been before.92%
Be able to teleport anywhere, but every teleport costs as much as it would cost to drive or fly there8%
3
Have the ability to stop time90%
Have the ability to make any food slightly less salty10%
4
Forever eat cereal with water10%
Forever eat dry cereal90%
5
Win $10 million and everyone knows about it and holds it against you11%
Win $5 million and nobody knows89%
6
Live 150 years, but have a boring life12%
Live 50 years, but have lots of fun88%
Most Voted
The all-time greatest hits, by total votes cast.1
Accidentally call your teacher mom in front of the class34%
Accidentally like a photo from three years back while scrolling someone’s profile66%
2
Eat a sandwich of pickles and toothpaste13%
Eat a pancake covered in ketchup87%
3
Be smart but have people think you’re dumb84%
Be dumb but people think you’re smart16%
4
Know the cause of your death55%
Know the exact date of your death45%
5
Have a rewind button for your life60%
Have a pause button for your life40%
6
Sneeze confetti55%
Cough soap bubbles45%
Top Rated
The best-written dilemmas — the ones players rated Great most often.1
Control water74%
Control fire26%
2
Talk to animals40%
Understand every human language in the world60%
3
Always know when someone is lying to you66%
Always get away with lying yourself34%
4
Live one 1,000-year life19%
Live ten different 100-year lives81%
5
Have a rewind button for your life60%
Have a pause button for your life40%
6
Be the funniest person in your school31%
Be the smartest person in your school69%
How the leaderboards work
Every board here is built from real votes and shifts as people play. The Most Divisive board ranks dilemmas by how close the split sits to a dead-even 50/50 — the ones no group can settle. Biggest Landslides flips that to the near-unanimous calls, Most Voted is the all-time popularity contest, and Top Rated surfaces the dilemmas players themselves rated Great.
Think you can write one that climbs the board? Submit your own question — if it catches on, it could take the top spot.