Gross & Dares Questions

One year is a short sentence, and at least you already know exactly what you’re dealing with.

Spending twelve months in a relationship built on mutual dislike will test every ounce of your patience.

Cockroaches are tiny and can’t bite—they’re mostly just horrifying to look at.

Thousands will be in your hair within seconds.

Rats are a food source in many cultures, so you’re joining an existing culinary tradition.

You’re still sitting down to a plate of rat, and your brain will not let that slide quietly.

A two-hour window gives you plenty of time to excuse yourself and find a private corner.

You’ll spend every outing clocking the countdown and plotting your escape.

At least it’s music you love?

By month three you’ll have heard every song so many times you’ll start to hate both music and life.

Skipping showers forever is survivable with enough dry shampoo, cologne, and forgiving friends.

Within a week you become a person other people invent reasons to avoid.

A hair in your food is easy to spot, pull out, and forget about.

Every single meal comes pre-garnished with a mystery strand.

Studies show that singing raises happiness levels.

Every event with music—even funerals—becomes a performance.

Scentless means zero actual suffering inflicted on nearby nostrils.

They fire no matter what you’re doing, including during job interviews and wedding vows.

Sardines are genuinely nutritious, and carbonation is a happy distraction.

Every sip tastes like someone dissolved a live bait shop in your mouth.