Gross & Dares Questions

Seven days of suffering is a short sentence that will be over before you know it.

One hundred and sixty-eight straight hours is still a lot of your least favorite band.

Your morning and evening routines gets dramatically shorter.

Tooth decay is painful and expensive, and it only goes in one direction.

Flies are mostly harmless and you can sleep right through them if you’re tired enough.

One fly buzzing circles around your ear at 2AM has ended people even stronger than you.

If the song is good, dancing actually sounds like a pretty good time.

You’ll also be full-on dancing anytime someone’s ringtone goes off.

Silent delivery means you can drift away innocently each time.

Four times an hour you’re polluting the room with an invisible, noxious cloud. People will begin to notice.

Milk is a familiar, comforting base, and onion flavor fades fast.

No one ever asked for a runnier onion dip.

Foot tapping is common personality trait already, and plenty of people will just think you love the beat.

Music is absolutely everywhere, which means libraries, elevators, grocery stores, and funerals become concerts.

You skip every awkward early arrival and only arrive once the energy in the room is already up.

You miss every flight, every opening act, and eventually every invitation from friends who grow tired of waiting.

You’ll get very fit, very fast.

Icy sidewalks, crowded elevators, and funerals will become tricky to navigate.

You will never be ignored, talked over, or accidentally left out of a conversation again.

Every “I love you” becomes a very public declaration.