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#189 · Sep 9, 2026
Not be able to say hello: Not be able to say goodbye:
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boom boom Not be able to say goodbye Sep 27, 2026

either way, i can just say "hi" for blue and "bye" for red, so it doesn't matter

Der Not be able to say hello Oct 1, 2026

saying goodbye hurts more

Anonymous Not be able to say hello Oct 1, 2026

i could just say hi or say hello in another language

Anonymous Not be able to say goodbye Oct 3, 2026

Having your dad slick back you hair with his armpit sweat is just not it. Like, that is so gross

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