Would You Rather?

Visual attractiveness tends to open doors quickly.

Your appearance creates expectations your presence immediately contradicts.

One year is a short sentence, and at least you already know exactly what you’re dealing with.

Spending twelve months in a relationship built on mutual dislike will test every ounce of your patience.

There’s a barrier between you and the mice.

The sound alone would be horrifying.

Every sunset becomes a symphony, and a walk through a flower market turns into a full concert.

City traffic is already loud enough without every red light blasting through your skull.

You’ll live forever with a single, clear purpose.

To state the obvious, you’re a murderous snail.

Teleportation still sounds incredible on a resume, even if the logistics are a little hazy.

Teleportation that only works when you’ve already arrived is really just a very confusing way to stand somewhere.

Derry has classic, small-town New England charm and probably some great fall foliage.

A shape-shifting entity that prefers the form of a clown has been eating children there for centuries.

You may genuinely be highly compatible.

If the relationship fails, you could lose both the romance and the friendship.

You get your own room and your parents’ full attention.

You carry emotional pressure alone‚ with no one to share family expectations with.

You get to live in genuine comfort, travel freely, and never lose sleep over a bill again.

All that wealth has an expiration date, and it arrives before you’re done spending it.