Pure chaos. No life lessons, no right answers, just hiccups forever, chicken-sized dinosaurs, and socks that are always slightly wet. These are questions that make no sense at all, which is exactly why the vote splits are so fascinating. When nothing is at stake, every choice becomes a tiny personality test.
Every time you’re happy, you ugly cry: Every time you’re sad you laugh uncontrollably:
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Aug 19, 2026
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Have deer horns: Have a fox tail:
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Aug 5, 2026
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Have a fear of water: Have a fear of food:
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Jul 31, 2026
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Have twelve feet: Be twelve feet tall:
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Jul 29, 2026
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Get a paper cut every time you turn the page of your favorite book: Bite your tongue every time you chew your favorite food:
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Jul 28, 2026
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Have a pet unicorn, but it poops glitter uncontrollably: Have a pet dragon, but it burps fire uncontrollably:
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Jul 15, 2026
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Every time you sneeze, the exact scent of 1990s Sears carpeting fills your nostrils for 15 seconds: Every time you cough, you are compelled to do a five-second impression of an auctioneer:
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Jul 14, 2026
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Live your whole life with constant, mild inconveniences: Spin a wheel for either a 90% chance of a perfect life or 10% chance of instant death:
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Jul 13, 2026
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Your phone battery never charges beyond 50%: Your phone stays at 1% forever, but you don’t know that, so you’re always try to conserve battery:
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Jul 12, 2026
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Fight 50 alligators that are mouse-sized: Fight 50 mice that are alligator-sized: