Bizarre & Silly Questions

Being tall is advantageous, and with properly padded shoes and lots of socks, your proportions stay your secret.

Perching a skyscraper on a tiny foundation is never a good idea.

Every sneeze turns into a surprise party nobody asked for but everyone enjoys.

You’ll spend every allergy season vacuuming endless tiny scraps of paper.

Cold hands are mostly your problem, easily hidden in pockets or gloves for most of the year.

Every person you shake hands with or accidentally graze will recoil in shock.

A tiny dinosaur is basically the coolest, strangest, most conversation-starting pet in human history.

A miniature apex predator still has apex predator instincts, and your ankles will pay the price.

You’d become internet-famous almost immediately.

You’d constantly attract pigeons.