Bizarre & Silly Questions

You’d still have access to most of English’s workhorse words, so you’d sound surprisingly normal while quietly working around the missing letter.

You’d miss some of the language’s most upbeat and expressive words, making enthusiasm a little harder to convey.

Every single meal is somehow the best thing you’ve ever eaten, even though it’s through your nose.

Spaghetti night requires a technique nobody wants to think.

A one-percent liftoff keeps life mostly normal, and “science” comes up rarely when not in school.

You’re probably in school, in which case that word gets said roughly a thousand times a day.

Visual attractiveness tends to open doors quickly.

Your appearance creates expectations your presence immediately contradicts.

There’s a barrier between you and the mice.

The sound alone would be horrifying.

You’ll live forever with a single, clear purpose.

To state the obvious, you’re a murderous snail.

Your signature honk might become a beloved tic people start looking forward to.

Allergy season or a dusty attic turns you into a one-person chaos parade.

Floating a few inches above he ground makes you the most interesting person at the party.

Hiccups often come in waves, so you could spend an afternoon bumping along your ceiling.

Solid water means you can enjoy hydration as a snack.

Trying to eat a pint of water after a workout sounds less refreshing than exhausting.

Fur is basically a built-in blanket, making winter a cozy joy.

Summer becomes a sweaty ordeal, and every piece of furniture you own requires a lint roller.