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#191 · Sep 11, 2026

Have your nose grow longer every time you lie or Have your nose grow longer every time you tell the truth

Have your nose grow longer every time you lie: Have your nose grow longer every time you tell the truth:

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#170 · Aug 21, 2026

Every time you’re happy, you ugly cry or Every time you’re sad you laugh uncontrollably

Every time you’re happy, you ugly cry: Every time you’re sad you laugh uncontrollably:

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#168 · Aug 19, 2026

Have deer horns or Have a fox tail

Have deer horns: Have a fox tail:

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#154 · Aug 5, 2026

Have a fear of water or Have a fear of food

Have a fear of water: Have a fear of food:

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#149 · Jul 31, 2026

Have twelve feet or Be twelve feet tall

Have twelve feet: Be twelve feet tall:

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#147 · Jul 29, 2026

Get a paper cut every time you turn the page of your favorite book or Bite your tongue every time you chew your favorite food

Get a paper cut every time you turn the page of your favorite book: Bite your tongue every time you chew your favorite food:

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#146 · Jul 28, 2026

Have a pet unicorn, but it poops glitter uncontrollably or Have a pet dragon, but it burps fire uncontrollably

Have a pet unicorn, but it poops glitter uncontrollably: Have a pet dragon, but it burps fire uncontrollably:

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#133 · Jul 15, 2026

Every time you sneeze, the exact scent of 1990s Sears carpeting fills your nostrils for 15 seconds or Every time you cough, you are compelled to do a five-second impression of an auctioneer

Every time you sneeze, the exact scent of 1990s Sears carpeting fills your nostrils for 15 seconds: Every time you cough, you are compelled to do a five-second impression of an auctioneer:

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#132 · Jul 14, 2026

Live your whole life with constant, mild inconveniences or Spin a wheel for either a 90% chance of a perfect life or 10% chance of instant death

Live your whole life with constant, mild inconveniences: Spin a wheel for either a 90% chance of a perfect life or 10% chance of instant death:

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#131 · Jul 13, 2026

Your phone battery never charges beyond 50% or Your phone stays at 1% forever, but you don’t know that, so you’re always try to conserve battery

Your phone battery never charges beyond 50%: Your phone stays at 1% forever, but you don’t know that, so you’re always try to conserve battery:

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