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#44 · Apr 17, 2026
Sneeze confetti: Cough soap bubbles:

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Anonymous Sneeze confetti Oct 13, 2026

I don't like the taste of soap

Sigma girl Cough soap bubbles Oct 13, 2026

but sneezing confetti will probably hurt... and bubbles are just air

Anonymous Sneeze confetti Oct 15, 2026

Soap can irritate the lining of your esophagus, and if you swallow enough, potentally deadly

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