Would you rather…

#201 · Sep 21, 2026
Be sticky forever: Be itchy forever:

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Tim Be sticky forever Sep 28, 2026

Truly a less of two evils question.. both are terrible.

George Harrison Be itchy forever Sep 29, 2026

I lowkirk realized right after voting that sometimes if you don't scratch an itch in time, it gives a sharp pain, so I would change my answer if I could.

Anonymous Be sticky forever Oct 1, 2026

There is no benifit at all to being itchy all the time but being sticky could be useful in some senairos. Imagine never dropping something again imagine climbing walls like spider man

Person Be itchy forever Oct 2, 2026

NGL, would change my answer if I could. I hate being itchy, but I also hate being sticky. It really depends. But I'd rather be sticky all the time than itchy all the time, but IDK I didn't realize that until after I made the choice

you are all stupid Be itchy forever Oct 8, 2026

if you are sticky forever, you wouldn't be able to put anything down, but if you are itchy, you would get used to it

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