Gross & Dares

Would you rather…

May 8, 2026

Have to listen to your favorite band nonstop for a year At least it’s music you love? By month three you’ll have heard every song so many times you’ll start to hate both music and life. or Have to listen to your least favorite band nonstop for a week Seven days of suffering is a short sentence that will be over before you know it. One hundred and sixty-eight straight hours is still a lot of your least favorite band.

Have to listen to your favorite band nonstop for a year: Have to listen to your least favorite band nonstop for a week:

Gross & Dares 19,284 votes

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May 2, 2026

Never shower again Skipping showers forever is survivable with enough dry shampoo, cologne, and forgiving friends. Within a week you become a person other people invent reasons to avoid. or Never brush your teeth again Your morning and evening routines gets dramatically shorter. Tooth decay is painful and expensive, and it only goes in one direction.

Never shower again: Never brush your teeth again:

Gross & Dares 18,478 votes

Would you rather…

May 1, 2026

Have a hair in everything you eat A hair in your food is easy to spot, pull out, and forget about. Every single meal comes pre-garnished with a mystery strand. or Have flies in your room when you sleep Flies are mostly harmless and you can sleep right through them if you’re tired enough. One fly buzzing circles around your ear at 2AM has ended people even stronger than you.

Have a hair in everything you eat: Have flies in your room when you sleep:

Gross & Dares 19,048 votes

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Apr 28, 2026

Be forced to sing along to every song you hear Studies show that singing raises happiness levels. Every event with music (including funerals) becomes a performance. or Be forced to dance along to every song you hear If the song is good, dancing actually sounds like a pretty good time. You’ll also be full-on dancing anytime someone’s ringtone goes off.

Be forced to sing along to every song you hear: Be forced to dance along to every song you hear:

Gross & Dares 19,646 votes

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Apr 26, 2026

Have very loud, but odorless farts once an hour Scentless means zero actual suffering inflicted on nearby nostrils. They fire no matter what you’re doing, including during job interviews and wedding vows. or Have completely silent but extremely smelly farts every fifteen minutes Silent delivery means you can drift away innocently each time. Four times an hour you’re polluting the room with an invisible, noxious cloud. People will begin to notice.

Have very loud, but odorless farts once an hour: Have completely silent but extremely smelly farts every fifteen minutes:

Gross & Dares 17,602 votes

Would you rather…

Apr 19, 2026

Drink sardine soda Sardines are nutritious, and carbonation is a happy distraction. Every sip tastes like someone dissolved a live bait shop in your mouth. or Drink onion milk Milk is a familiar, comforting base, and onion flavor fades fast. No one ever asked for a runnier onion dip.

Drink sardine soda: Drink onion milk:

Gross & Dares 19,407 votes

Would you rather…

Apr 16, 2026

Accidentally call your teacher mom in front of the class Calling a teacher “mom” is a classic blunder with a short shelf life, usually forgotten by the next week. Every single classmate witnesses it live, and someone will absolutely bring it up at graduation. or Accidentally like a photo from three years back while scrolling someone’s profile A stray like on an old photo happens to nearly everyone, so there’s comfort in the shared shame. The recipient now knows you were deep-diving their profile at 11 PM on a Tuesday.

Accidentally call your teacher mom in front of the class: Accidentally like a photo from three years back while scrolling someone’s profile:

Gross & Dares 30,060 votes

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Mar 24, 2026

Make a weird face every time you are concentrating Your concentration face only shows up during focused work, leaving most moments unaffected. Every exam, chess match, and intense game of cards broadcasts exactly what you’re thinking. or Tap your foot uncontrollably every time you hear music Foot tapping is common personality trait already, and plenty of people will just think you love the beat. Music is absolutely everywhere, which means libraries, elevators, grocery stores, and funerals become concerts.

Make a weird face every time you are concentrating: Tap your foot uncontrollably every time you hear music:

Gross & Dares 5,651 votes

Would you rather…

Mar 16, 2026

Always be 30 minutes early to everything You’re the reliable one, the person everyone trusts to have a table ready and seats saved. Thirty minutes of staring at your phone in an empty restaurant gets old fast. or Always be 30 minutes late to everything You skip every awkward early arrival and only arrive once the energy in the room is already up. You miss every flight, every opening act, and eventually every invitation from friends who grow tired of waiting.

Always be 30 minutes early to everything: Always be 30 minutes late to everything:

Gross & Dares 21,413 votes

Would you rather…

Mar 12, 2026

Have to sing everything you say The first time it happens, some people might find it charming. Delivering bad news or interviewing for a job becomes impossible. or Have to dance everywhere you go You’ll get very fit, very fast. Icy sidewalks and crowded elevators will become tricky to navigate.

Have to sing everything you say: Have to dance everywhere you go:

Gross & Dares 7,677 votes