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#104 · Jun 16, 2026
Always have onions on your breath: Always have dirt under your fingernails:

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Anonymous Always have dirt under your fingernails Sep 27, 2026

You can always just keep your nails short or paint them.

Tyler Always have dirt under your fingernails Sep 27, 2026

Dirt under your fingernails at least suggests you’re hard working.

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