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#109 · Jun 21, 2026
Lick the concrete of a big city sidewalk: Chew the gum from the bottom of a random chair:

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Mister Lick the concrete of a big city sidewalk Sep 27, 2026

Licking is quicker.

Person Chew the gum from the bottom of a random chair Oct 2, 2026

Just take it to your mouth and bite it twice, then brush your teeth. It doesn't even have to touch your tongue

Anonymous Lick the concrete of a big city sidewalk Oct 6, 2026

tbh this was kinda ovi. chewing a chewing gum from under chair is absolutly disgusting who knows who ate that

Anonymous Chew the gum from the bottom of a random chair Oct 7, 2026

first of all, GROSS ON BOTH COUNTS. second, people have stepped on poop, gum, food, the floor, gunk, pee and you want to lick that. third, just chew the gum without licking it. still counts

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