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#205 · Sep 25, 2026
Never able to sneeze: Never able to cry:

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Kaigi Never able to sneeze Sep 29, 2026

Crying gets me through most days, honestly. If I couldn't cry, I'd probably have already kms. A good cry helps you get through emotions, y'know. (This lowkey sounds kinda corny, but it's not like you know who I am anyways, so I'll be as unironically corny as I want.

Person Never able to cry Oct 2, 2026

I HATE crying so so so much, and I don't do it anyways. Also, personally, I kinda like the feeling you get right before you need, so I'd rather not get rid of that and the act of sneezing. Because also, if you didn't sneeze, you couldn't get all the weird gunk out of your nose

yaoi/yuri shipper Never able to sneeze Oct 3, 2026

i dont wanna sneeze it interrupts me

deel Never able to cry Oct 6, 2026

Sneezing is awesome it's the best it's a part of my culture and identity but crying is weird and annoying

Anonymous Never able to cry Oct 8, 2026

Crying can be seen as a weakness were as when you sneeze people bless you 😂

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