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#207 · Sep 27, 2026
Have your mom wipe a smudge off of your cheek with spit in public: Have your dad slick your hair down with his armpit sweat at home:

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Alphalfa Have your mom wipe a smudge off of your cheek with spit in … Sep 27, 2026

I mean, one’s cute, and the other is disgusting.

EHE Have your mom wipe a smudge off of your cheek with spit in … Sep 27, 2026

wiping a cheek in public is cute and harmless but.... armpit sweat? yeahhhhh no thanks id be washing my hair for days after

idk Have your mom wipe a smudge off of your cheek with spit in … Sep 27, 2026

itz not bad, but ARMPITS NTY I HAVE WASHED MY HAIR EVERY DAY

Anonymous Have your mom wipe a smudge off of your cheek with spit in … Sep 27, 2026

The first one is embarassing but Who would want their hair to be slicked back with sweat!

cat Have your mom wipe a smudge off of your cheek with spit in … Sep 27, 2026

the first one is a bit gross and all but having my hair slicked back with ARMPIT SWEAT?, imagine having hair in your mouth a few days later knowing it got slicked with sweat

hi Have your mom wipe a smudge off of your cheek with spit in … Sep 27, 2026

1 ok but 2 NAHH BRO U TAKE IT

Tim Have your mom wipe a smudge off of your cheek with spit in … Sep 28, 2026

I’m pretty not interested in meeting anyone who voted red.

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