Would you rather… Mar 20, 2026 Eat spaghetti with your hands Spaghetti by hand is a chaotic mess, but at least it doesn’t change the taste. You absolutely will be covered from wrist to elbow in marinara. or Eat tacos with a spoon A spoon technically gets the taco into your mouth even if it takes extra work. You better have plenty of time on your hands. Eat spaghetti with your hands: Eat tacos with a spoon:
Would you rather… Mar 18, 2026 Have the first bite of every meal be the most satisfying bite Sitting down to a meal never disappoints. Every bite after the first is a slow decline. or Have the last bite of every meal be the most satisfying bite Every meal builds to a glorious finish, always ending on a high note. That perfect final bite requires powering through many mediocre mouthfuls first. Have the first bite of every meal be the most satisfying bite: Have the last bite of every meal be the most satisfying bite:
Would you rather… Mar 15, 2026 Never be able to eat your favorite food again Every other food is still on the table, and that’s a lot of choice. Watching other people enjoy your favorite food for the rest of your life is painful. or Have to eat your favorite food every single meal for the rest of your life Your absolute favorite thing on earth shows up three times a day, every day. Familiarity breeds contempt, and what you once loved will eventually taste like obligation. Never be able to eat your favorite food again: Have to eat your favorite food every single meal for the rest of your life:
Would you rather… Mar 14, 2026 Only be able to eat pizza cold Cold pizza is already a beloved next-morning tradition, so you’re basically living an eternal Saturday breakfast. Flavors become duller when the pizza is cold, and the crust turns rubbery. or Only be able to eat soup with a fork A fork still works for chunky stews, chilis, and anything with enough solids to stab. Tomato soup, bisques, and broths become a slow humiliating exercise in futility. Only be able to eat pizza cold: Only be able to eat soup with a fork: