Teleportation still sounds incredible on a resume, even if the logistics are a little hazy.

Teleportation that only works when you’ve already arrived is really just a very confusing way to stand somewhere.

Derry has classic, small-town New England charm and probably some great fall foliage.

A shape-shifting entity that prefers the form of a clown has been eating children there for centuries.

You may genuinely be highly compatible.

If the relationship fails, you could lose both the romance and the friendship.

You get your own room and your parents’ full attention.

You carry emotional pressure alone‚ with no one to share family expectations with.

You get to live in genuine comfort, travel freely, and never lose sleep over a bill again.

All that wealth has an expiration date, and it arrives before you’re done spending it.

Your signature honk might become a beloved tic people start looking forward to.

Allergy season or a dusty attic turns you into a one-person chaos parade.

Every meal is an adventure and someone else does the dishes.

Grandma’s family recipes are lost forever.

Any problem that money can solve is yours to fix instantly.

Being richer than everyone alive makes trusting others nearly impossible.

Floating a few inches above he ground makes you the most interesting person at the party.

Hiccups often come in waves, so you could spend an afternoon bumping along your ceiling.

Every completed task gets celebrated, turning ordinary days into a parade.

Tiny hits of reward can train your brain to stay busy with small stuff and avoid hard things.