Hot takes
Tim
Teleport randomly every time you fart
Oct 5, 2026
Farting is more fun.
Antonio
Go invisible for five minutes every time you burp
Oct 5, 2026
Burp is more like a superpower than a punish, and how about you fart and then you wake up in the other side of the world?
Anonymous
Go invisible for five minutes every time you burp
Oct 5, 2026
i can kind of burp on command so yeah
bobby lee
Teleport randomly every time you fart
Oct 5, 2026
everytime i fart i almost shat so its worth the risk
theguyinyourwalls
Go invisible for five minutes every time you burp
Oct 5, 2026
I can burp on command and it will let me leave when you home
Anonymous
Go invisible for five minutes every time you burp
Oct 5, 2026
if I teleported everyone would know I farted
Anonymous
Go invisible for five minutes every time you burp
Oct 5, 2026
idk
tuffness 67
Teleport randomly every time you fart
Oct 5, 2026
um who wouldn't wanna teleport? if I could I would scare ts outta someone
Amiah
Go invisible for five minutes every time you burp
Oct 5, 2026
I would like to turn invisible so i can scare people
Linkboy
Go invisible for five minutes every time you burp
Oct 5, 2026
If you're good at fake burping then you could do it on command.
Anonymous
Go invisible for five minutes every time you burp
Oct 5, 2026
why would you want to teleport randomly? you could go straight to north korea for all you know.
Anonymous
Go invisible for five minutes every time you burp
Oct 11, 2026
Funfact : you can burp intentionally
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