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#170 · Aug 21, 2026
Every time you’re happy, you ugly cry: Every time you’re sad you laugh uncontrollably:
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Anonymous Every time you’re sad you laugh uncontrollably Oct 9, 2026

im the joker baby

Deadpool Every time you’re sad you laugh uncontrollably Oct 12, 2026

Humor's how I cope buddy. I already do this.

Anonymous Every time you’re happy, you ugly cry Oct 13, 2026

what if your friend show you a sad ahh video of there dead mother,you just gonnaHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

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