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May 21, 2026

Be rich, but die early You get to live in comfort, travel freely, and never lose sleep over a bill again. All that wealth has an expiration date, and it arrives before you’re done spending it. or Be poor, but live a long time A long life means decades of moments, relationships, and sunrises that money could never buy. Stretching a tight budget across a very long life means financial stress as a permanent companion.

Be rich, but die early: Be poor, but live a long time:

Money & Fame 18,247 votes

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May 20, 2026

Honk like a goose every time you sneeze Your signature honk might become a beloved tic people start looking forward to. Allergy season or a dusty attic turns you into a one-person chaos parade. or Gallop like a horse every time you run Galloping feels powerful, and your new stride might actually be faster than your old gait. Every 5K, missed bus, and sprint through an airport is now a full-on theatrical performance.

Honk like a goose every time you sneeze: Gallop like a horse every time you run:

Bizarre & Silly 17,811 votes

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May 19, 2026

Never eat homemade again Every meal is an adventure and someone else does the dishes. Grandma’s family recipes are lost forever. or Never eat out again You cook to your exact taste, and save a small fortune. No restaurants, no takeout, no food trucks, and no dinner parties.

Never eat homemade again: Never eat out again:

Food & Drink 20,846 votes

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May 18, 2026

Be the richest person in the world Any problem that money can solve is yours to fix instantly. Being richer than everyone alive makes trusting others nearly impossible. or Be the happiest person in the world You wake up content every day, which is rarer than any fortune. Deep satisfaction can kill ambition, and you may never feel the drive to change anything.

Be the richest person in the world: Be the happiest person in the world:

Money & Fame 19,660 votes

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May 17, 2026

Have hiccups that make you float slightly off the ground Floating a few inches above he ground makes you the most interesting person at the party. Hiccups often come in waves, so you could spend an afternoon bumping along your ceiling. or Have sneezes that spin you in a full circle A sneeze that spins you around is over in a second, which limits chaos. One good sneeze in traffic or on a staircase turns into a disaster.

Have hiccups that make you float slightly off the ground: Have sneezes that spin you in a full circle:

Bizarre & Silly 17,752 votes

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May 16, 2026

Get a tiny reward every time you get something small done Every completed task gets celebrated, turning ordinary days into a parade. Tiny hits of reward can train your brain to stay busy with small stuff and avoid hard things. or Get a large reward every time you get something big done Finishing something that truly matters earns you something genuinely worth having. Big tasks are rare and slow, so you spend a lot of time grinding away.

Get a tiny reward every time you get something small done: Get a large reward every time you get something big done:

Money & Fame 17,510 votes

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May 15, 2026

Be able to eat water Solid water means you can enjoy hydration as a snack. Trying to eat a pint of water after a workout sounds less refreshing than exhausting. or Be able to drink food Drinkable pizza and liquid steak means finishing meals in thirty seconds flat. You’ll never crunch or chew anything ever again.

Be able to eat water: Be able to drink food:

Bizarre & Silly 17,815 votes

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May 14, 2026

Swim with Cockroaches for one hour Cockroaches are tiny and can’t bite. They’re mostly just horrifying to look at. Thousands will be in your hair within seconds. or Swim with Rats for one hour Rats are actually decent swimmers and many people keep them as pets, so it could be fine. Rats bite when stressed and a pool full of panicking ones gives them a reason to be stressed.

Swim with Cockroaches for one hour: Swim with Rats for one hour:

Gross & Dares 17,111 votes

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May 13, 2026

Be able to fly, but only five inches above the ground and at the speed you walk Gliding above puddles, mud, and wet grass is a small but satisfying daily upgrade. You still get stuck in traffic, can’t clear a fence, and will have to explain yourself every day. or Have X-ray vision, but no way to turn it off, so you see through everything always Walls, safes, and closed doors hold zero secrets from you. You’ll never see a solid surface again, including your face in the mirror.

Be able to fly, but only five inches above the ground and at the speed you walk: Have X-ray vision, but no way to turn it off, so you see through everything always:

Superpowers & Fantasy 18,015 votes

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May 12, 2026

Eat a rat Rats are a food source in many cultures, so you’re joining an existing culinary tradition. You’re still sitting down to a plate of rat, and your brain will not let that slide quietly. or Eat a bat Bats are technically more exotic, which lets you frame this as adventurous. Bats are famously associated with some very unpleasant viruses.

Eat a rat: Eat a bat:

Gross & Dares 17,723 votes