Would you rather…

May 1, 2026

Have a hair in everything you eat A hair in your food is easy to spot, pull out, and forget about. Every single meal comes pre-garnished with a mystery strand. or Have flies in your room when you sleep Flies are mostly harmless and you can sleep right through them if you’re tired enough. One fly buzzing circles around your ear at 2AM has ended people even stronger than you.

Have a hair in everything you eat: Have flies in your room when you sleep:

Gross & Dares 19,008 votes

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Apr 30, 2026

Stay alive for fifty more years but have an unpleasant death Fifty years buys you kids, grandkids, and many chances to reinvent yourself. You’ll spend decades knowing the ending isn’t pretty, which will hang over the good years. or Stay alive for ten more years but have a peaceful death A peaceful exit is one of the most meaningful gifts you can leave the people who love you. Ten years goes faster than you think, and there’s a long list of things that you won’t ever finish or experience.

Stay alive for fifty more years but have an unpleasant death: Stay alive for ten more years but have a peaceful death:

Superpowers & Fantasy 18,399 votes

Would you rather…

Apr 29, 2026

Lose your thumbnails It’s only two of eight nails on your hand. Without thumbnails, gripping anything becomes surprisingly difficult. or Lose all your toenails on both feet While sandal season is awkward, most shoes hide the whole situation entirely. Stubbing a bare toe is already unpleasant, and without a nail it’s nearly unsurvivable.

Lose your thumbnails: Lose all your toenails on both feet:

Bizarre & Silly 17,256 votes

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Apr 28, 2026

Be forced to sing along to every song you hear Studies show that singing raises happiness levels. Every event with music (including funerals) becomes a performance. or Be forced to dance along to every song you hear If the song is good, dancing actually sounds like a pretty good time. You’ll also be full-on dancing anytime someone’s ringtone goes off.

Be forced to sing along to every song you hear: Be forced to dance along to every song you hear:

Gross & Dares 19,611 votes

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Apr 27, 2026

Be unable to feel physical pain Every injury, illness, and paper cut is just a minor inconvenience you can walk off. Your body uses pain as its warning system, and silencing it puts you in serious danger. or Be unable to feel emotional pain Rejection, loss, and humiliation roll off you like water. Emotional pain and emotional depth share the same wiring, so you’d lose both at once.

Be unable to feel physical pain: Be unable to feel emotional pain:

Superpowers & Fantasy 19,606 votes

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Apr 26, 2026

Have very loud, but odorless farts once an hour Scentless means zero actual suffering inflicted on nearby nostrils. They fire no matter what you’re doing, including during job interviews and wedding vows. or Have completely silent but extremely smelly farts every fifteen minutes Silent delivery means you can drift away innocently each time. Four times an hour you’re polluting the room with an invisible, noxious cloud. People will begin to notice.

Have very loud, but odorless farts once an hour: Have completely silent but extremely smelly farts every fifteen minutes:

Gross & Dares 17,507 votes

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Apr 25, 2026

Fight 10 human-sized chickens Ten is a manageable headcount, and chickens have no game plan. Human-sized talons hit with the force of actual weapons. or Fight 100 chicken-sized humans Most of those tiny humans are basically action figures, and one good kick clears a crowd. A hundred opponents means a hundred biting, scratching little terrors coming at you from every angle.

Fight 10 human-sized chickens: Fight 100 chicken-sized humans:

Bizarre & Silly 18,165 votes

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Apr 24, 2026

Be 6'5 with size 7 shoes Being tall is advantageous, and with properly padded shoes and lots of socks, your proportions stay your secret. Perching a skyscraper on a tiny foundation is never a good idea. or Be 5'6 with size 15 shoes Your center of gravity is sensible, and size 15 shoes aren’t impossible to find. You’re navigating the world with canoes strapped to your feet.

Be 6'5 with size 7 shoes: Be 5'6 with size 15 shoes:

Bizarre & Silly 17,724 votes

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Apr 23, 2026

Live 1,000 years in the future You skip straight to whatever humanity figured out about solving the problems of today. If the future goes badly, there’s no spoiler alert before you land right in the middle of it. or Live 1,000 years in the past You arrive knowing every major historical event before it happens, which is enormous personal leverage. No antibiotics and no anesthesia. Also, no Internet.

Live 1,000 years in the future: Live 1,000 years in the past:

Superpowers & Fantasy 19,928 votes

Would you rather…

Apr 22, 2026

Be smart but have people think you’re dumb You see every angle clearly, solve every problem quietly, and enjoy watching others underestimate you. Having people dismiss your ideas and talk slowly at you quickly gets exhausting. or Be dumb but people think you’re smart Everyone hands you opportunities, talks you up in rooms you aren’t in, and expects great things. Eventually someone asks you to deliver on all that reputation and you’ve got nothing to show.

Be smart but have people think you’re dumb: Be dumb but people think you’re smart:

Superpowers & Fantasy 22,866 votes