Would you rather…

May 11, 2026

Only eat burgers for a year Burgers offer endless variety through toppings, keeping things fresher for longer. A year of patties and bread gets exhausting pretty fast. or Only eat pizza for a year Pizza covers more food groups per slice and is basically a balanced meal. Overconsumption of pizza is a known contributor to weight gain and high blood pressure.

Only eat burgers for a year: Only eat pizza for a year:

Food & Drink 20,546 votes

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May 10, 2026

Have fun and easy homework but more of it Breezing through a big stack of fun work barely feels like homework at all. More work is still more work, and “fun” wears off faster than you’d think. or Have boring and harder homework but less of it You finish faster and get your evenings back, since the painful pile is still small. Even quickly grinding through tedious problems is a reliable way to ruin a school night.

Have fun and easy homework but more of it: Have boring and harder homework but less of it:

Superpowers & Fantasy 19,752 votes

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May 9, 2026

Have to pass gas every two hours A two-hour window gives you plenty of time to excuse yourself and find a private corner. You’ll spend every outing clocking the countdown and plotting your escape. or Have to burp every two minutes A quick burp every two minutes is easy to disguise as a cough. Thirty burps an hour really adds up.

Have to pass gas every two hours: Have to burp every two minutes:

Gross & Dares 18,730 votes

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May 8, 2026

Have to listen to your favorite band nonstop for a year At least it’s music you love? By month three you’ll have heard every song so many times you’ll start to hate both music and life. or Have to listen to your least favorite band nonstop for a week Seven days of suffering is a short sentence that will be over before you know it. One hundred and sixty-eight straight hours is still a lot of your least favorite band.

Have to listen to your favorite band nonstop for a year: Have to listen to your least favorite band nonstop for a week:

Gross & Dares 19,240 votes

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May 7, 2026

Have a swamp named after you A swamp is a whole living ecosystem, teeming with wildlife. Telling people your name graces a swamp invites jokes forever. or Have a cave named after you Caves are mysterious and ancient, and yours could hold fossils and crystals. Almost nobody visits caves, so your legacy would quietly collect dust in the dark.

Have a swamp named after you: Have a cave named after you:

Money & Fame 19,000 votes

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May 6, 2026

Be covered in fur Fur is basically a built-in blanket, making winter a cozy joy. Summer becomes a sweaty ordeal, and every piece of furniture you own requires a lint roller. or Be covered in scales Scales are waterproof and give you a natural armor. Hugs feel like a handshake with a reptile, and moisturizing becomes a full-time job.

Be covered in fur: Be covered in scales:

Bizarre & Silly 18,668 votes

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May 5, 2026

Be alone for the rest of your life Solitude means complete control over your space, your time, and every remote control in the house. Holidays, big news, and hard days hit completely differently when there is nobody to share them with. or Be surrounded by only annoying people Annoying company still means someone to laugh with, eat with, and call when things go sideways. Every single person in your life chews loudly, interrupts constantly, or otherwise annoys you.

Be alone for the rest of your life: Be surrounded by only annoying people:

Love & Friendships 21,486 votes

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May 4, 2026

Get blamed by your teacher for the horrible thing your best friend did Taking the fall is a one-time sacrifice that cements your legend as the most loyal friend ever, You’re sitting in detention for something you didn’t do while your friend is outside eating lunch. or Snitch on your friend when the teacher blames you for the horrible thing your best friend did One honest sentence clears your name and puts the blame exactly where it actually belongs. Your best friend may never fully trust you again, and “snitch” is a hard label to shake.

Get blamed by your teacher for the horrible thing your best friend did: Snitch on your friend when the teacher blames you for the horrible thing your best friend did:

Love & Friendships 20,396 votes

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May 3, 2026

Never have to go to school, but know very little Your days are completely your own, free from homework, tests, and early morning alarm clocks. A world full of things you don’t understand gets frustrating pretty quickly. or Always have to go to school, but know a lot You enjoy all the opportunities that come with a great education. School never ends, so summers, weekends, and retirement are all just concepts other people enjoy.

Never have to go to school, but know very little: Always have to go to school, but know a lot:

Superpowers & Fantasy 19,238 votes

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May 2, 2026

Never shower again Skipping showers forever is survivable with enough dry shampoo, cologne, and forgiving friends. Within a week you become a person other people invent reasons to avoid. or Never brush your teeth again Your morning and evening routines gets dramatically shorter. Tooth decay is painful and expensive, and it only goes in one direction.

Never shower again: Never brush your teeth again:

Gross & Dares 18,439 votes