Dry cereal is honestly just a snack, and snacks are great.

Dry cereal is also a mouthful of shards with nothing to wash it down.

Donuts, cookies, and every fruit on earth are already shaped exactly right for you.

Say goodbye to sandwiches, fries, and any cake that comes from a rectangular pan.

Pizza, soup, fresh bread, and a perfect hot coffee are all still completely yours to enjoy.

Without ice cream, summer becomes a bummer.

Foot tapping is common personality trait already, and plenty of people will just think you love the beat.

Music is absolutely everywhere, which means libraries, elevators, grocery stores, and funerals become concerts.

Warm feet feel cozy and grounded, like wearing invisible slippers every single step of your life.

Stuffed inside shoes all day, those warm feet create their own weather system pretty fast.

Peanut butter already accompanies some noodles and sauces, so at least some meals survive intact.

Every drink becomes a thick, nutty nightmare that no straw on earth can handle.

Ice cream is only one item, and giving it up still leaves cake, pie, and cookies for dessert.

Cold, edible, delicious relief from a hot summer day ceases to exist.

A spoon technically gets the taco into your mouth even if it takes extra work.

You better have plenty of time on your hands.

Daily phone calls builds the kind of connection that actually lasts.

What’s the point of a crush if it can’t ever become a real relationship?

Every meal builds to a genuinely glorious finish, always ending on a high note.

That perfect final bite requires powering through many mediocre mouthfuls first.