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#156 · Aug 7, 2026
Get $10,000 every time you burp: Get $0.10 every time you blink:

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Anonymous Get $10,000 every time you burp Sep 27, 2026

10 cents per blink = approx. $613,000 a year $10,000 per burp = approx. $36.5 million and $109.5 million a year

Anonymous Get $10,000 every time you burp Sep 27, 2026

As a person who can burp on command, I think I have my answer! (lol)

... Get $10,000 every time you burp Sep 29, 2026

becuz i can burp on purpose

mizu Get $0.10 every time you blink Sep 29, 2026

because we blink far more then we burp and its kinda embarrising to burpp

Johnny Joestar Get $10,000 every time you burp Sep 29, 2026

Buy a sprite, drink it and burp, use the money to buy more sprites and burp more.

NERDYFATTIE IDIOTIC PARASICTIC BUMBUM Get $10,000 every time you burp Sep 29, 2026

i agree with Johnny Joestar

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