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Mar 22, 2026

Have strawberries on everything Strawberries are light, bright, and make a lot of savory dishes better. Strawberry soup, strawberry steak, and strawberry scrambled eggs get old fast. or Have peanut butter on everything Peanut butter already accompanies some noodles and sauces, so at least some meals survive intact. Every drink becomes a thick, nutty nightmare that no straw on earth can handle.

Have strawberries on everything: Have peanut butter on everything:

Food & Drink 12,252 votes

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Mar 21, 2026

Give up pizza forever Saying goodbye to pizza still leaves many savory, cheesy, carb-loaded foods to enjoy. Pizza is the universal social food, so every party, game night, and group order becomes a personal tragedy. or Give up ice cream forever Ice cream is only one item, and giving it up still leaves cake, pie, and cookies for dessert. Cold, edible, delicious relief from a hot summer day ceases to exist.

Give up pizza forever: Give up ice cream forever:

Food & Drink 12,397 votes

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Mar 20, 2026

Eat spaghetti with your hands Spaghetti by hand is a chaotic mess, but at least it doesn’t change the taste. You absolutely will be covered from wrist to elbow in marinara. or Eat tacos with a spoon A spoon technically gets the taco into your mouth even if it takes extra work. You better have plenty of time on your hands.

Eat spaghetti with your hands: Eat tacos with a spoon:

Food & Drink 11,692 votes

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Mar 19, 2026

Sit next to your crush all year but never be able to talk to them Sharing the same space all year still allows quiet moments and flirty eye contact. Sitting inches away while being completely unable to speak is its own kind of torture. or Talk to your crush daily on the phone but never be near them Daily phone calls builds the kind of connection that actually lasts. What’s the point of a crush if it can’t ever become a real relationship?

Sit next to your crush all year but never be able to talk to them: Talk to your crush daily on the phone but never be near them:

Love & Friendships 6,153 votes

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Mar 18, 2026

Have the first bite of every meal be the most satisfying bite Sitting down to a meal never disappoints. Every bite after the first is a slow decline. or Have the last bite of every meal be the most satisfying bite Every meal builds to a glorious finish, always ending on a high note. That perfect final bite requires powering through many mediocre mouthfuls first.

Have the first bite of every meal be the most satisfying bite: Have the last bite of every meal be the most satisfying bite:

Food & Drink 10,624 votes

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Mar 17, 2026

Win an Oscar but never be able to act again You get the speech, the statue, and a permanent “Academy Award Winner” in front of your name. One golden night is your whole career, and you spend the next fifty years watching other people work. or Never win an Oscar but act in movies your whole life A lifetime of acting means you’re living the actual dream every single day. You’ll watch lesser performances take home the trophy year after year while you go unrecognized.

Win an Oscar but never be able to act again: Never win an Oscar but act in movies your whole life:

Money & Fame 7,436 votes

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Mar 16, 2026

Always be 30 minutes early to everything You’re the reliable one, the person everyone trusts to have a table ready and seats saved. Thirty minutes of staring at your phone in an empty restaurant gets old fast. or Always be 30 minutes late to everything You skip every awkward early arrival and only arrive once the energy in the room is already up. You miss every flight, every opening act, and eventually every invitation from friends who grow tired of waiting.

Always be 30 minutes early to everything: Always be 30 minutes late to everything:

Gross & Dares 19,121 votes

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Mar 15, 2026

Never be able to eat your favorite food again Every other food is still on the table, and that’s a lot of choice. Watching other people enjoy your favorite food for the rest of your life is painful. or Have to eat your favorite food every single meal for the rest of your life Your absolute favorite thing on earth shows up three times a day, every day. Familiarity breeds contempt, and what you once loved will eventually taste like obligation.

Never be able to eat your favorite food again: Have to eat your favorite food every single meal for the rest of your life:

Food & Drink 8,826 votes

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Mar 14, 2026

Only be able to eat pizza cold Cold pizza is already a beloved next-morning tradition, so you’re basically living an eternal Saturday breakfast. Flavors become duller when the pizza is cold, and the crust turns rubbery. or Only be able to eat soup with a fork A fork still works for chunky stews, chilis, and anything with enough solids to stab. Tomato soup, bisques, and broths become a slow humiliating exercise in futility.

Only be able to eat pizza cold: Only be able to eat soup with a fork:

Food & Drink 8,768 votes

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Mar 13, 2026

Have a pet dinosaur the size of a chicken A tiny dinosaur is basically the coolest, strangest, most conversation-starting pet in human history. A miniature apex predator still has apex predator instincts, and your ankles will pay the price. or Have a pet chicken the size of a dinosaur A house-sized chicken is loyal, relatively gentle, and produces eggs the size of watermelons. Your pet will wake the entire county with it’s morning crow.

Have a pet dinosaur the size of a chicken: Have a pet chicken the size of a dinosaur:

Bizarre & Silly 8,380 votes