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#53 · Apr 26, 2026
Have very loud, but odorless farts once an hour: Have completely silent but extremely smelly farts every fifteen minutes:

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Anonymous Have completely silent but extremely smelly farts every fif… Sep 27, 2026

okay what???

HUH? Have completely silent but extremely smelly farts every fif… Oct 1, 2026

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO USSSSSSSS!! Also I feel like having loud farts but they are odor less seems confusing, like the more loud it is the more it stinks, that's the whole point of farts [basically]

Anonymous Have very loud, but odorless farts once an hour Oct 8, 2026

I mean, if you want to be discreet, just set a timer and go somewhere private once an hour

Anonymous Have very loud, but odorless farts once an hour Oct 15, 2026

Wait until the worst possible moment, then let it rip

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