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#133 · Jul 15, 2026
Every time you sneeze, the exact scent of 1990s Sears carpeting fills your nostrils for 15 seconds: Every time you cough, you are compelled to do a five-second impression of an auctioneer:

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Just thinking of frequency and impact.

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#193 · Sep 13, 2026
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#224 · Oct 14, 2026
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