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#27 · Mar 31, 2026
Have your parents chaperone every school dance: Have your teacher sit at your lunch table once a week:

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netanyahu Have your teacher sit at your lunch table once a week Sep 29, 2026

i dont have teachers i am the supreme leader

Luce Have your parents chaperone every school dance Oct 13, 2026

uh we dont have school dances but we also dont have lunch tables...

Anonymous Have your teacher sit at your lunch table once a week Oct 21, 2026

joke's on you we loved our teachers we waved them over on purpose :)

bobby lee Have your parents chaperone every school dance Oct 23, 2026

I would grind on my mom

anonymous. Have your parents chaperone every school dance Oct 24, 2026

i wont even go to any school dances

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