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#77 · May 20, 2026
Honk like a goose every time you sneeze: Gallop like a horse every time you run:

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Faster the better Gallop like a horse every time you run Oct 6, 2026

Hey at least I can go faster...

Anonymous Honk like a goose every time you sneeze Oct 7, 2026

honk

Deadpool Honk like a goose every time you sneeze Oct 12, 2026

I already do this one more or less lol

Shadow Toast Gallop like a horse every time you run Oct 16, 2026

As long as I go as fast a horse, I don't mind.

Anonymous Gallop like a horse every time you run Oct 17, 2026

This way I can go faster

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