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#89 · Jun 1, 2026
Fart every time someone says the word “science,” and there is a 1% chance of lifting off of your seat for 5 seconds: Dance in front of your school for 5 minutes straight, and there is a 40% chance that you fart and lift off the stage 10 feet, and you will be called “Stinky Liftoff” for the rest of your school career:

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Anonymous Dance in front of your school for 5 minutes straight, and t… Oct 20, 2026

Jokes on you, im popular at school for my dancing. Luck is on my side for this one

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