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#129 · Jul 11, 2026
Get away with any crime you ever commit, but your children will be charged for them: Be charged for every crime your child commits:

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Blade Get away with any crime you ever commit, but your children … Sep 29, 2026

Good thing I'm not gonna have kids lolz

Anonymous Get away with any crime you ever commit, but your children … Sep 29, 2026

what if I never have children huh?

Anonymous Get away with any crime you ever commit, but your children … Oct 6, 2026

Just don't commit a crime

Anonymous Be charged for every crime your child commits Oct 13, 2026

Just raise them with good qualities

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