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#83 · May 26, 2026
Be the immortal snail: Be chased by the immortal snail:

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Nicholas Fanderbaren Be chased by the immortal snail Oct 19, 2026

Is it not possible to put the snail in a box? Even if its pursuit is inevitable, you could attach a tracker to ensure it does not reach you.

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