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#85 · May 28, 2026
Have 100 mice trying to break down your door: Have 5 mice in your pants:

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sillybilly Have 100 mice trying to break down your door Oct 14, 2026

i feel like if the mice are pure of heart either one is fine, i feel like they are

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#193 · Sep 13, 2026
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#224 · Oct 14, 2026
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